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Name: Parakarry Paretta
Age: 19
Birthday: February 5th, 1989
Gender: Male
Blood Type: A
Height: 4' 2"/6' 1"
Weight: ???/165lbs.
Game/Series: Paper Mario
Occupation: Owner of Paretta's Parcel Pick-up
Student Dorm: BE-12
Extracurricular activities: Adopting everyone as a fake younger sibling.

Personality: Parakarry is an easily frusterated person. He tends to place a lot of responsibilty on himself and takes the full blame whenever things go wrong. He's not very self-confident and only prides in his flying and mail-delivery abilities.  Other than that, he pretty much saw himself as an inadequate person but he's beginning to get over it.  He's shy, fearful, and tries to avoid fighting and other risky situations whenever possible. Still, he can muster up all of his courage when he needs to. He's respectful and polite. He's completely dedicated to his friends and to his duties. He'll stick to his tasks until they're complete.

Relations with Other Characters

Goombario: Thinks of him as a snarky younger brother. He tries tends to nag at him. Parakarry gets really overprotective of him since Goombario easily bruises.  Due to sharing the most classes together, they hang around each other a lot.

Kooper: After the team broke up, the two occasionally wrote to eachother. Like Goombario, he sees Kooper as a younger brother. While he tends to nag at Kooper, he's a little less worried of his safety since Kooper doesn't seem to get injured as easily. Deep down, Parakarry admires Kooper and Goombario's bravery.

Bow: Even though she's a lesbian and already has a girlfriend, Parakarry is still in love with.

Mario: Parakarry and the others helped him rescue the Star Spirits. Like with everyone else, Parakarry worries about him like an overprotective mother.

Watt: As the youngest in the group, Parakarry sees her as an adorable little sister. He wants to keep her away from General Guy.

Lakilester/Spike: The oldest of his fake little brothers. Wants to hang out with him more.

Luigi: Good friends until the whole brainwashing incident. Despite being able to sympathize with Luigi's need to be noticed, Parakarry can't fully forgive him for brainwashing the entire school which nearly cost lives. He's still willing to be Luigi's friend though.

The Paper Mario Crew: He considers them as the family he always wanted. Feels a bit bad for never telling them that.

Peach: Helped rescue her alongside Mario and the rest of the Paper Mario group. Thinks she's very sweet and would lay his life on the line like any good loyal subject would do.

Daisy: Became very close to her to the point that he tearfully confessed his love for Bow to her...then he found out that she was an alien clone the entire time. He's still a bit shocked by the discovery but wants to become friends with the true Daisy now that she's here.

Dimentio: Parakarry attempted to make friends with Mentos only for the jester to trick him into delivering exploding letters to several students. After emotionally tormenting Daisy, Parakarry kept his distance until the day he left.

Ganondorf: A fellow former Senior. Parakarry finds him on the annoying side but at the same time finds that Ganon gives very sage advice. Has asked him advice on girls and got free porno from him and Rawk once.

General Guy: Stay away from Watt! >B[

Bowser: His former English teacher and hated every minute of it. Parakarry still can't forgive him for saying that no one will ever love him.

Blubba Tubba: Enemies during the Star Rod incident. He secretly feels sorry for everything that happened now that he's gotten to know Blubba but has no clue how to make it up to him.

Tetra: He's ashamed to say it but Parakarry was jealous of Tetra the moment she and Bow became a couple. Despite this, he could never bring himself to hate Tetra herself. He never tried to break them out since Bow was happy and that was what mattered most to him. Although it still hurts him a bit, the hope that two girls are still happily together somewhere comforts him.

Yoshi: A good friend. Parakarry was one of the people who aided Yoshi when Raphael got lost. Yoshi calls him "Mail Turtle."

Mallow: A friend and co-parent to the kagorok, Ribbon. Suspects that before he left, Mallow had something to do with Ribbon's violent hatred toward green birds.

Zelda: Though they don't hang around much, of all the Seniors, Zelda seems to be one of the Seniors Parakarry speaks to the most. Like Mario, Zelda always seems to be there for him when things are going badly for him.

Lucas: An aquaintance. Parakarry entered the Pork Empire to deliver a letter to Lucas's father. Lucas wrote a thank you note to Parakarry when he was feeling down.

Vivian and Doopliss: While they were brainwashed, they attacked Parakarry and Goombario. While Goombario fought Doopliss, Parakarry tangled with Vivian. He set Parakarry on fire before he knocked the shadow siren out. Despite this, they hold no hard feelings toward each other.

Pokey/Porky: Though they hardly interact with one another, Parakarry is frightened of him due to the rumors that surround him. Parakarry fears only heightened when he had to travel through the Pork Empire to deliver a letter to Flint and when word came out the Pokey tried to kill Mayor Tabuu.

Lloyd: Former roommate. Rarely spoke to eachother.

Espio: Another ex-roommate. Though they never reall spoke much to eachother, they did get along.

Ribbon: His pet kargorok bird. She's loyal to her parents and very playful. But will attack anything that angers her without mercy. She likes hair ribbons.

His Parents: The main reason for his inferiority complex. While they want the best for him, Parakarry's parents pretty much looked down on anything Parakarry did that didn't coincide with the path they wanted him to follow. (I.E. get a good education, go to a prestigious college and get a good job).  They were never really around to lend Parakarry emotional support, often spending most of their time running their pharmacy.  When it came to schooling, they had high expectations for him to excel. Hoping to make his parents proud and love him more, Parakarry devouted all of his time and strength to his studies but try as he might, he always fell short of his parent's expectations which resulted in Parakarry feeling worthless.

 Backstory:
Parakarry's life in Toad Town was a quiet one. He spent his days studying and constantly obeyed the rules. He rarely socialized with others, never took any risks and avoided fights at all costs....all to make his parents proud. His clumsy absentminedness caused a lot of frustration for the people around him but he still always tried his best to make his parents' dreams of him having a succesful future come true. Even at the cost of his own happiness.

Things changed however when he decided to become a mailman for the local post office. One day he lost three letters while flying across Mt. Rugged. When he was close to giving up on finding them, he bumped (literally) in the great Mario and his group, who were out searching for the kidnapped Star Spirits. The group kindly aided Parakarry by finding the missing letters. Out of gratitude, he joined their team. For the first time ever, he made friends who didn't get angry over his flaws or jerked him around. For the first time, he was really happy.

All good things come to an end though. After rescuing the Star Spirits and Princess Peach, the group went their seperate ways. Parakarry returned to his lonely quiet life wishing to have nothing more to do with fighting or any sort of hero buisness.

His parents, however did not want to see their son's fighting talents go to waste so they enrolled him in Sumabura. Parakarry caved in, not wanting to dissapoint them after showing that he wasn't a total screw up. He transfered during his Junior year and found work at Final Destination's post office.
Things were terrible. His new boss constantly berated him whenever he made the tiniest of mistakes and his grades dropped. Coupled with the pressure his parents placed on him to be successful, Parakarry withdrew and began to feel overburdened by the stress. He ended up failing his Senior year. The entire thing resulted in a crippling blow to his self-esteem. Parakarry saw himself as a cowardly and worthless failure.

This is his second attempt to graduate. After several ups and downs this year, Parakarry self-confidence started returning. He finally decided to stop living under his parents expectations and start walking (er..flying) his own path in life.

Canon Information
In SBG, Parakarry serves as the school's mailman. As for actual plot stuff, he had vague knowledge of Porky's plan to control the school, attended the hotspring trip and fought against the brainwashed.

Other Information:

• Due to mainly using his legs for only kicking and cushioning his landings, Parakarry is a slow runner.
• He does NOT like people touching his mailbag
• Likes honey candy
• Enjoys collecting star pieces and badges.
• TEEN ANGST!
• His favorite film is "The Curse of Action Replay."

Character Secrets 
 

• As stated before, he's deeply in love with Bow.
• He considers Goombario and Kooper like the younger brothers he never had and is overprotective of them.
• His parents enrolled him in Sumabura behind his back
• Secretly admires Sexkick.
• Is a light drinker (he either passes out or gets extremely drunk after two or three beers)
• Misses his old traveling buddies
• Carries both a photograph of his old companions and a ribbon he had planned on giving to Bow in his mailbag.