Ganondorf is a teacher at SumaBura?, bra.
Age: 20
Birthday: November 22nd
Gender: Male
Blood Type: A-
Height: 6"1'
Weight: 245 lbs (of muscle)
Game/Series: Legend of Zelda (Legend of Zelda
Teaches: Sexual Education
Personality:
Ganondorf's personality is a perpetual mystery. Well, one with bras.
On one hand, he's very much an annoyance and troublemaker. He's been here for the past five years and if this one keeps up, he might not graduate for another one. Not that he really cares, because Ganondorf knows that the school is mostly a way for him to learn about others and what makes them tick. After all, his future is already made for him – he”s got two hundred women all ready to beat the crap out of anyone if he even says so...so why would he really need to finish his math class?
With that in mind, you can bet your ass, that he pranks and teases everyone he sees. He used to be worst, admittedly, stealing lunch money and whatnot. Don't tell him he's become soft however, because he's going to punch you in the face.
Underneath the facade of being an evil overlord and prankster, Ganondorf really hates the destiny that he's supposed to follow. Mostly because he does not like being pushed into a corner, especially one that forces him to have prepicked alliance to evil. As much as Ganondorf loves causing evil, events at school have caused him to become more appreciated of others...besides you can cause trouble in other ways other than taking over the world.
He sometimes speaks with an amazingly smart and clear voice that surprises those around him. Secretly, he is jealous of the nerd-types but he keeps the status-quote to himself.
Villains. They are deep. :V
He does have bouts of anger where he will lounge and people and attack them for no reason. However, Ganondorf is all about girl power and equal opportunity for both sexes – he will punch girls and guys equality.
Backstory:
Once upon a time, there was a tribe of warrior women named the Gerudo.
The Gerudo were feared around Hyrule for being extremely sexy (yet wearing horrible makeup) and because they were thieves for hire. In a world like Hyrule, having a tribe to call upon when you needed backstabbing buisness done was more than handy.
That is, if you managed to get to them. They lived in the desert that few dared to venture, in seclusion. Then, one of the women of the tribe had a totally awesome one night stand with some guy no one really cares about. She became pregnant and later gave birth to Ganondorf. Except she died during childbirth. Woops. It's okay, whoever, because Ganondorf was the "child of prophesy", a male Gerudo that is reborn every hundred years to leave them to victory. He was raised by the tribe's eldest twin witches, Kotake and Koume. This would cause Ganondorf to call this his moms.
Ganondorf was raised to the harsh realties of life, and surviving in a place where "that time of the month" is as dangerous as a war fought between nations (especially when you're the only guy). His moms reared him up wanting to take over the world. Needless to say, everything was ripe for Ganondorf to become the rule of evil. He just needed one more thing...a place where he could test out his skills. Ganondorf was enrolled in Sumabura because his moms figured he should see other boys and vent out his anger by punching them in the guts. At least, that is what they'd hope he'd do.
It first it was exactly as planned. He constantly got into fights on his own and was held back a year (not that he cared.) His powers where begining to run out of control, and causing him to go a tag on the crazy side, so Master Hand did what he had to do, and what do you know, Ganondorf's got a lock on his powers for now. This caused him to relax somewhat and this year he's a bit more...human. If you want to call him that. Still, he takes out all his frustrations in partying, being a nonsense, causing trouble wherever he does.
One thing is for sure however...Smash Academy is changing him. For better or for worse...well...we'll see about that.
Canon Information
He's much younger than in the games. This is a Ganondorf before becomes really evil. For now, he is more of a hoodilum, trying to find his place in a world where villians don't get much luck.
Other Information:
- He can totally bend his legs upwards like a gymnast
- Triforce of
Kickass Power embemded in his hand, which bestows him a shitload of Magical Power Things which he probably has no idea about. So far he mostly like to create bluish flames out of his hands.
- He runs like a girl. A really SLOW girl
- While he carries a sword with him, Ganondorf very rarely takes it out despite being extremely skilled with it. NO ONE KNOWS WHY.
- He also has an EVIL JAR. Inside the Jar, he puts all the evil deeds he plans on doing whenever. It is pretty and creepy and totally goth.
- He has a pet Skulltella called DarkFyre? the Awesome.
- Says "bra" a lot.
Secrets:
SUPER SECRETS (KNOWN ONLY TO SELF)
- Has always loved Nabooru.
- Likes girls who speak their mind and talk crass.
- Thinks of Rawk Hawk, Shadow, Katt, Charizard, Cane, Yoshi and Knuckles as good friends. Will never admit it.
- Really, really, really hates the destiny he's been born with.
- Has ALWAYS known Kyle's real name. He's planning on leaving him a note on his bed the day he graduates.
SECRETS (KNOWN TO A FEW)
- Had his powers bonded (he does have the Triforce of Freaking Power after all) by Master Hand when he entered the school.
- Is able to Rides Brooms (Kyle, Goose)
- Is actually incredibly manipulative, and wise, he just relaxes a lot more in Smash Academy.